Oh my gosh. I wrote in my last post that twelve hours after taking a probiotic capsule with a 100 billion colony-forming unit rating that I could feel them being happy in me.
To say the least. I lied awake for a while last night and could really feel them inside me. How to explain the feeling? Interestingly also is that it felt (and still feels now almost 24 hours later) them concentrating in a certain area inside me where when I would experience stress would become sensitive or irritated. Its like they got inside me and just migrated to that area. I can literally sense what feels like lots of little popping feelings inside me. I can also feel that in my mouth.
100 billion is probably way too much. Other supplements have like 25 or 35 billion CFUs. I think one other might have had 50. But 100 is really high. I think one would only need to take one of these capsules on a quite infrequent basis. Probably it would be best to open the capsule and take half or even less than that. I would just sprinkle it on some food.
Now that all these midichlorians are inside me flourishing I wonder. What are they doing to me? I’m reminded of this one computer game I played a long time ago called Starcraft and there were these little utility robot thingies which you could deploy to a location and they would build and repair things. They would make these little sounds like a welding arc sparking. Over time some thing would get built or some other thing which had been damaged by the bad guys would get fixed.
I can say that, at T minus 24 hours now, so far I slept very well last night. I’ve had no digestive problems at all which I have often had. No irritation in my intestines or discomfort or anything. Perhaps they are also controlling what I do. This morning I felt a strong craving for a bowl of oatmeal. Maybe the little voices inside are telling me:
“Go make us some oatmeal!”
“We want oatmeal!”
“Yeah, oatmeal!”
“Mmmmm. Beta glucan!”
“And add some apricots!”
“And blueberries! There are still a few in the fridge!”
“And strawberries! We want strawberries!”
“Herbal tea also.”
“Rooibos-lemon verbena-raspberry leaf tea!”
And I’m like getting up making all this stuff to keep them happy. What’s happening to me?
In a moment I’m about to get up and play guitar. I think they’re asking me for the sonic vibrations.
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