Hey! The new thing for the city!

Hi! Guess what the new, super-in thing is in the city? You’ll never guess. Ok, maybe you will:

#hateHealthyPeople

Yes! Hate healthy people. If you see some person outdoors doing something like running, or even just existing outdoors while wearing running clothes – hate them! Yes! Go for it!

What’s one way that you can spew onto these intolerable people? Deliberately blow your cigarette smoke at them when they pass. It will make them sick!

Along with #hateHealthyPeople there are some cool subcategories as well:

#intimidateRunners

Yes! If you’re a hateful yuppie bigot and see a person running, do your best to intimidate them. If they happen to be running in the road down a super-steep hill in an otherwise completely empty road, and you happen to drive your SUV by, make sure that you only miss them by a few inches! Show them their place! Exercise your power!

And make sure you honk your horn at every opportunity, like when they run through an intersection. And of course keep up the perverted stares and the resentful evil-eyes because they look healthy, strong, and happy and happen to be wearing only a sports bra which is so against your morality standard (or is it immorality standard?)!

And yes! We all know how you little, old chinese ladies despise a woman – especially a white, American woman, from showing her abdomen. And – Oh My Gosh – are those the imprints of her nipples you can see poking into the sports bra?! Time to have an apoplectic fit!

Those stupid Americans! Who do they think they are running through the city?!

And, last but not least, we cannot finish this post without mention of the old, tried-and-true category that has been in for so long now:

#despiseBicyclists

Yes! If someone commits the appalling atrocity of riding their bicycle in the city, immediate hate and resent them. Who do they think they are, the entitled snobs on their bicycles!